Oh terrible news folks!
I had to throw my favorite shoes away… decrepit they were.
But oh, when I got them they were beautiful Sperry Topsiders
People would say things like, “aren’t your feet hot?” and, “those aren’t summer shoes.” and, “those aren’t winter shoes.” and of course, “those are so ugly.”
They were a lot like those but black, it really is a sad day.
On another note my blog is lacking substance –
but it makes up for it in character, so eat it!