So, you are looking at that title and going… now how is she going to tie these two seemingly unrelated things together???
A: I’m not
Just two topics I’m going to share my opinion of with you conveniently in this one little post.
First, pacifiers… I don’t know if I just don’t get it or I’m being one of those judgemental moms who thinks she’s (OK, knows) she’s doing it right. But man when I see pictures of babies with those things I totally just want to slap em right outta their mouths! Like…. ahhhhh! You are almost a year old…. not a newborn!
So here is my problem… firstly I’ve never met a breastfed baby who will take one.. P took one when she was just born… used it only a couple of times. Isabelle wouldn’t even touch it… and when she was about six months old I was so exhausted I fished one out of a box of stuff of Penny’s– praying to the universe she would take it so I could sleep… she did not. Maybe I’m bitter but what the hell do kids need these in their mouths for all the time. Isn’t it frowned upon? And taking pictures with it??? WHAT!
NO,NO,NO.I get the soothing / calming purpose but isn’t that like the “fourth trimester” wouldn’t that end at three months old?
Alright said my piece.
I will say this though… I don’t really know what it’s like to have a child dependent on one for comfort. I do know what weaning is like and if it’s anything like that it isn’t fun, but can’t you see yourself going down this path before it gets to that point? I don’t know.
Now on to my second bit…
I have been going on Myspace looking at old pictures. I’ve also been looking at my old comments and how nice that whole community is in retrospect. Facebook seems so whiny to me, OH LIFE SUCKS BLAH BLAH BLAH. Myspace was just commenting on people’s pages telling them nice things like “hey I miss you” or “Happy Birthday”
So, I’m going to list here (who doesn’t love a list) all of my favorite comments I’ve ever received on Myspace (some of the best are actually from my brother) He’s probably the missing ingredient on facebook anyway – he’s never had one.
HERE YA GO
-im compeeled to right youthis song
ash let me smash
you gave me a rash
we dont smok hash
but we can drink
and try and think
of something to do with no cable or hot water
i miss the good old days
see you soon
(it’s going to copy this font)
From my sister in law.
-well, well, well, look who came crawling back… me. after so much time thats passed of despising my existence, you finally caved in and realized keeping me as your best friend is much healthier than being my worst enemy. have a nice day. 😉
My friend Jason
-You wouldn’t believe the amount of people that are just sooo jealous of you sitting in my top friends as numba one mutha fucka… I hope you appreciate it, bunghole.
-Also my friend Jason
(I put that there because… ah myspace where you could tell your value in this world by the number of people you held a reigning spot in their elusive top “8”)
-miss ya…hope every things good…reddin sux…u aint missin nothin…ill try n get ahold of ya soon…love you very much<333SeTh*
-My brother in a moment of sweetness (HAHA)
Ey you fagg. ! L0L wut in the world u been doing. ? Jusx gt done reading ya bullentin. Hehehe dude I miss you. Hit me up on aim so I can save u on my mobile list cusx thts how I’m always on. Well dude. ! Idk if you know but my jaw was fractured in a car wreck 3mnths ago. N I’m still healing. I was like so fawkn depressd during the 1st-2nd mnths. I felt so dame alone. Never felt like that sincx the yung age lol but w/e I’m go0d N ovr it. But grl I hope all is very well with you sincx I last talk 2you. Oh gyea scott weiland is still hott. He’s on jimmy kimmel rite now lol aite grl ttys. Iloveyou. !!
-My dear and insane friend Kat
OK enough of that crap.. the old days.. they sure were good.