NSFW: L’amour Secret Subscription Box Review + Unboxing | October 2017

l'amour secret review
L’amour Secret is a monthly subscription that sends you adult novelties based on a preliminary profile you fill out upon subscribing. This is tailored to your own specifications which makes it unique compared to other subscriptions like it out there. The quiz is very detailed and asks you LOTS of questions. Subscriptions are $54.99 monthly
BEFORE CLICKING TO THE FULL REVIEW PLEASE KNOW THIS CONTENT IS FOR ADULTS AND 18+
*product was received free for review

Check out the unboxy box video

Here’s the Box Breakdown
first look in lamoursecret
Our first glimpse inside L’amour Secret. Super discreet and came in an unidentifiable USPS mailer.
what's in the l'amour secret box
Everything that we received in our L’amour Secret Box. We have to say there’s a lot of novelties in here. To not get too specific we were as general as possible to give you guys a good sampling of what they have to offer.

So what is all this stuff?

Our box insert… this gives us a little insight into the products that we received
Quite informative. It also lets us know that each package comes with complimentary condoms and lube as well as batteries and toy cleaner when applicable
Wicked Aqua
wicked aqua lube
One of our lube samples. This one is Mocha Java flavored
Organics Lubricant
Our second lubricant. This one is organic and aloe based so it works great on people who are a bit more sensitive
Batteries
We received a pack of 4 AAA batteries. We’re not sure if the “Doc Johnson” name is intentional or not… either way it’s hilarious!
Bedroom Commands Game
bedroom commands game
This card game comes with commands for both him and her. And allow us to tell you that some are quite risque!
Also… very direct! If you have a problem voicing your wants or needs this might also be great for you!
Screaming O PLUS Erection Ring
This vibrating erection ring is both stretchy and comfortable and has “pleasure ticklers” which enhance your experience. Battery is 30+ minutes long and afterwards you can just throw it away!
Mega Big Boy Condom
mega big boy condom
One of complimentary condoms that was included in our subscription.. we’ve never heard of this brand!
Trojan Condom
Our second condom is a much more recognizable brand. We don’t use condoms (we’re married) but can totally see the appeal of including these in a subscription for people who are enjoying their sex lives to the fullest
Dona Let me Kiss You Massage Oil
dona let me kiss you massage oil
This chocolate mousse flavored and scented massage oil is great for sensual massage and comes in a generous 4.2 ounce bottle. Once you start using massage oil for massage you’ll never go back – trust us and this formula is non-greasy so you won’t be left with any yucky residue!
Pipedream Toy Cleaner
pipedream toy cleaner
And of course because there is a toy in this subscription we received some complimentary toy cleaner!
California Exotics Shower Stud
california exotics shower stud
This 5″ specimen is battery operated and waterproof for shower pleasure. The suction cup will keep him in place! And it does come in three colors with a very life like outer “skin” 

So in summary

We look for three things in a subscription box; quality, curation and presentation. The L’amour Secret Box is a fun way to get all those goodies delivered without ever having to show your face at an adult shop ever again. We love their in depth questionnaire and how well they customize each box to fit your needs. The presentation is great, everything arrives discreetly and in good shape. The quality is good. All the items are functional novelties that are fun! And curation is awesome. We went a bit standard so this would show you guys the average box to expect from them and that is EXACTLY what we received!

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